What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
I wonder what vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus
What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple
What's at the end of Christmas?
The letter S.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth
What’s the kind of toe that should not belong on your foot?
Mistletoe
Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
In the CLAUS-et
Which reindeer is known to be the fastest of them all?
Dasher
Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They always drop their needles.
Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
It doesn’t have legs.
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sled in a Snow Parking Zone.
Why was the manger so crowded on Christmas Eve?
Because of the 3 Wide Men
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