Christmas Riddles

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

Answer

It's Christmas, Eve!

I wonder what vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Answer

Grave-y

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Answer

Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

Answer

You get tinsel-itus

What happens to you at Christmas?

Answer

Yule be happy!

What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?

Answer

A pine-apple

What's at the end of Christmas?

Answer

The letter S.

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Answer

Your teeth

What’s the kind of toe that should not belong on your foot?

Answer

Mistletoe

Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?

Answer

In the CLAUS-et

Which reindeer is known to be the fastest of them all?

Answer

Dasher

Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?

Answer

Comet

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

Answer

Santa Paws

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

Answer

They always drop their needles.

Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?

Answer

It doesn’t have legs.

Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?

Answer

He left his sled in a Snow Parking Zone.

Why was the manger so crowded on Christmas Eve?

Answer

Because of the 3 Wide Men

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