{Interesting read about today's music and society}
Is All Christmas Music Inappropriate? If we’re pulling “Baby It’s Cold Outside” because someone got their britches in a knot over the lyrics, then perhaps we should just ban Christmas Music all together... And the list below posted "Just-for-Fun" would never be allowed.
Is All Christmas Music Inappropriate? If we’re pulling “Baby It’s Cold Outside” because someone got their britches in a knot over the lyrics, then perhaps we should just ban Christmas Music all together... And the list below posted "Just-for-Fun" would never be allowed.
Decipher This List Of Impaired Christmas Carols by placing your mouse over the colored block
Frozen Precipitation Commence — Let it Snow
5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise — Silent Night
Minuscule hamlet in the far east — O Little Town of Bethlehem
Bleached Yule — White Christmas
Adorn the vestibule — Deck the Halls
Delight for this Planet — Joy to the World
Listen, Aerial Spirits Harmonizing — Hark the Herald Angels Sing
Monarchial Trio — We Three Kings
Far Off in a Feeder — Away in a Manger
Loyal Followers Advance — O Come, All Ye Faithful
Righteous Darkness — O Holy Night
Fantasies of a Colorless December 25th — I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
Tin tintinnabulums — Silver Bells
A Dozen 24-hour Yule Periods — The Twelve Days of Christmas
Befell During the Transparent Bewitching Hour — It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
Homo sapien of crystallized vapor — Frosty the Snowman
I Merely Desire a Pair of Incisors — All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
I Spied my Maternal parent Osculating a Fat Man in Red — I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
Perambulating through a December Solstice Fantasy — Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
Aloft on the acme of the Abode — Up on the Rooftop
Results:
15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!
10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!
5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?
1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but pulling a holiday standard from the airwaves seems like massive overkill and we all should lighten up and enjoy the season for which it was intended. FOR THE CHILDREN, LAUGHTER and LOVE
But if you want more politically incorrect song listings?? Here is NewJersey 101.5.
Results:
15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!
10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!
5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?
1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but pulling a holiday standard from the airwaves seems like massive overkill and we all should lighten up and enjoy the season for which it was intended. FOR THE CHILDREN, LAUGHTER and LOVE
But if you want more politically incorrect song listings?? Here is NewJersey 101.5.
