Hallmark is wonderful!
Their greetings are great,
But they don't make enough cards
For the habitually late.
Oh, somewhere I've seen
A belated birthday card.
But what about Christmas?
Is that so hard?
There must be folks like me
Across this great land
Who will thank me
For taking this stand.
To the following verse,
Hallmark, pay attention!
It's the first Tardy Card,
The Special Christmas Edition.
Shop Hallmark now for next year's cards. *They're on Sale
