'Twas the night before Christmas,
When Greg heard Janice wail,
"Our Christmas cards, dear,
I've forgotten to mail."
When Greg heard Janice wail,
"Our Christmas cards, dear,
I've forgotten to mail."
What with family and fun
And all the holiday fuss,
Guess what, darling?
We've just missed the bus.
And all the holiday fuss,
Guess what, darling?
We've just missed the bus.
We love you, we do.
We're sorry we're late.
But, dear friends, you know us,
That's our usual fate.
We're sorry we're late.
But, dear friends, you know us,
That's our usual fate.
What? Christmas isn't over?
Yes, Greg, That's right.
Epiphany is yet to come,
Christmas' twelfth night.
Yes, Greg, That's right.
Epiphany is yet to come,
Christmas' twelfth night.
Joyful Epiphany, Happy Holidays,
And a Wonderful New Year.
And a Wonderful New Year.