:: OFFICIAL NORTH POLE ELVES ::
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Santa Has Six Elves! Turns out officially Santa only has six elves - at least according to modern Internet lore. I can’t find any actual primary sources or anything that points to why or how these six names came to the fore.
Anyway, the six elves are:
Alabaster Snowball: Alabaster is the administrator of Santa’s (in)famous Naughty and Nice List. You definitely want to make sure you’re always nice to him!
Bushy Evergreen: Bushy is the inventor of the magic toy-making machine Santa uses to produce all the toys that are sent to kids all over the world.
Pepper Minstix: Pepper is the protector of Santa’s secret village near the North Pole. Think of him as Head of Elf Security.
Shinny Upatree: Shinny is Santa’s oldest friend and co-founder of Santa’s secret village and workshop.
Sugarplum Mary (aka Mary Christmas): Mary is in charge of all the sweets and treats production. She is Mrs. Claus’s assistant and is in charge of the kitchen (let’s not dwell too much on the fact that the only female elf is both an assistant and works in the kitchen…or let’s do actually).
Wunorse Openslae (say it out loud): He’s responsible for Santa’s sleigh, as well as taking care of the aforementioned reindeer. Adopt an Elf @claus.com
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